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Haiknews

One of my favourite features of the long-running UK-based e-zine The Friday Thing is their regular "Haiknews" section, a capsule review of the week's biggest headlines presented in 5-7-5 syllable haiku form for the time-challenged.

This week's summary is a classic of the art:

Rummy shown the door
Plans to enjoy his garden
By tending known gnomes.