Definitely non-random stalking

As if I ever had any doubt, I now have further evidence that people who show up here by Googling "Michael O'Connor Clarke" are indeed looking for me and me alone.

According to HowManyOfMe.com, there are precisely zero people in the U.S. named Michael O'Connor Clarke. By extrapolation, I find it hard to imagine there are too many MOCC's out there in the rest of the world. Even if there is another one somewhere, the chances he has a blog must be infinitesimally small.

It's just like my old English teacher, Mrs. Williams, use to tell me: "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."