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Knob Rank

OK, now I'm obsessing. Just checked the referrer logs again, and there are even more inbound searches for variations on the fixing Moen shower knobs theme.

As of 10:05am this Sunday morning, my blog is currently ranked #3 in a Google search for "fixing shower knobs" out of 430,000 hits. That's higher than any manufacturer of bathroom fixtures or fittings.

Reports that Armitage Shanks have been plotting a hostile takeover of this blog were dismissed by management as "baseless rumour-mongering".