Oh FFS (Part foo in an infinite series...)

So Henry Rollins gets on a flight to Oz. Parks arse. Cracks book. Quietly reads to self (assuming Rollins capable of doing anything quietly).

Punter in neighbouring seat takes exception to the book Henry's reading.

To the book.

NOT to Henry Rollins his-utterly-honking-mental-(but in a good way)-self, mind you: to the book.

Punter reports Rollins to the 5-O.

Rollins now considered a "person of interest" by Oz authorities.

The book? Ahmed Rashid's "Jihad: The Rise of Militant Islam in Central Asia"

True story.

Nannies, nannies everywhere.

Give me strength.

(Hat tip to Madame Levy for the pointer)