Paging Sybill Trelawney

These things are the most complete and utter twonk, and yet...

Sausage's horoscope in the Toronto Star this morning (with my italics):

The ruler of your sign is all but standing still in the sky. Soon, it will gather pace in forward motion after five months of apparently slipping backwards. You love things to keep moving and changing. Now, you'll be able to make up for lost time.

Just plain odd.