Exclusive: Alfred Doolittle Discovered Running Indian Spam Factory

From this afternoon's bumper crop of spam, comes this choice nugget:

>>From: Midriff Net Solutions
>>Subject: Exclusive web based solutions in Advertisement Era

>>It’s a privilege to introduce our Company into this blooming Advertisement Industry.

Well bloimey, guv'nor - it's a roight treat t' welcum yez t' the bloomin' industroy too, an nah mistake.

In other spam folder news, the security of my Paypal account has apparently been breached even more often than Paris Hilton's cellphone. Curious, as I don't actually have a Paypal account.