So bad, I can taste it

The new iPod Photo is out. Sex in a sleek white podule. I don't just crave it, I need it.

The iPod Special Edition: U2, on the other hand, can just sod off.

Oh - it's a terrific marketing move, for both the band and for Apple. And yes, I'm a fan (of both).

But the sound of Bono and the boys so shamelessly whoring for Mammon just grates on my nerves.

“We want our audience to have a more intimate online relationship with the band, and Apple can help us do that,” said U2 lead singer Bono.

And shouldn't the earbuds be black, anyway...?