In an IM session a moment ago, I happened to ask Riri if she had the iTunes player installed (so that I could point her to the fantastic new Iron & Wine video, over here - possibly the smartest music video of the last 5 years).

Her response:

riri: I don't know anything about stuff that starts with a lowercase i

riri: iTunes, iPod, iMac

riri: completely illiterate

She's whip smart AND she can kick yo' ass.