iNtelligent
In an IM session a moment ago, I happened to ask Riri if she had the iTunes player installed (so that I could point her to the fantastic new Iron & Wine video, over here - possibly the smartest music video of the last 5 years).
Her response:
riri: I don't know anything about stuff that starts with a lowercase i
riri: iTunes, iPod, iMac
riri: completely illiterate
She's whip smart AND she can kick yo' ass.