Lines on the exit of Howard Dean
(with apologies to E.J. Thribb)
So. Farewell then
Howard Dean
"Ordinary American".
It would seem that
You've blogged your last.
Or have you?
A beginning,
You said,
Not an end.
While we figure
That one out;
Can I get my $50 back?
Thanks.
[UPDATE: An alternative take, courtesy of my bro Gezzie]
Dean, Dean
He is a has been
Vanishing from
Th' political scene
Quicker than a nipple
That's deemed obscene.
