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In his house at R'lyeh plush Cthulhu waits dreaming...

Once upon a time, in a part of the house where grownups rarely visited, there was the Land of the Stuffed Animals.

It was a happy place where all the animals got along (as their hearts were as plush as the rest of them).

But one day the stuffed animals discovered a strange looking thing...

[Bonus updatage: I should point out that this particularly fine and nutty link was forwarded by Gerard, who has the unique misfortune of being one of my brothers.

I cannot begin to imagine what on earth (or...um...beneath it) he was Googling when he turned up this tale of plush Cthulhu. Best not to speculate, don't you think?

Meanwhile, in much the same vein, Gezzie also discovered this other toothsome morsel:

The Cthulhu vs. Microsoft Look & Feel lawsuit ]