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bin Laden "not" captured quite yet. Honest.

Reuters: "The U.S. Department of Defense denied reports by Iran's official IRNA news agency Saturday that al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has been captured. IRNA quoted a story on Iran's state radio Pashtun service which reported "a very reliable source" as saying bin Laden had been captured in a tribal area of Pakistan."

I tend to agree with the rising swell of voices opining that he has indeed been captured, or is at least under close surveillance, and will be produced - like an election-winning rabbit from a hat - some time before November 2nd.