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Tools for interminable conference calls.

Conference calls are like purgatory.

Before your next 3 hour strategy briefing, make sure you line up all the life support supplies you'll need:

- mondo grande triple americano with 2 biscotti on the side
- wine gums
- nail clippers
- doodle pad
- this site

(link courtesy Bernie DeKoven's Blog o' Fun)