Gary Turner Does It Again
Lord knows where these ideas spring from, but Gary seems to have a bottomless supply of them.
He's either one of the unheralded marketing geniuses of the 21st century, or a honking loon - or probably both.
Gary's latest invention, the Nap-Strat could well be the catalyst that singlehandedly reboots the global IPO market.
In the master's own words:
"...the stylish new paper napkins that double as regular diner serviettes but which also come pre-printed with various business planning tools like the Boston Square, The Product Life-Cycle Classic Bell Curve and The All-Time-Classic Triangle, complete with financial breakdown section and all printed on special toughened tissue-paper designed to protect against tearing when used with fountain or ball-point pens."
Now all we need to do is set up special Nap-Strat drop-off depots in all major cities around the world, so the used Nap-Strats can be collected, shredded, and fed into modified Bistromathics generators - and we'll have all the cheap, clean, renewable power the world could ever want.
Keep an eye on those New Year's Honours in 2004. If this one doesn't get him knighted, I don't know what will.
He's either one of the unheralded marketing geniuses of the 21st century, or a honking loon - or probably both.
Gary's latest invention, the Nap-Strat could well be the catalyst that singlehandedly reboots the global IPO market.
In the master's own words:
"...the stylish new paper napkins that double as regular diner serviettes but which also come pre-printed with various business planning tools like the Boston Square, The Product Life-Cycle Classic Bell Curve and The All-Time-Classic Triangle, complete with financial breakdown section and all printed on special toughened tissue-paper designed to protect against tearing when used with fountain or ball-point pens."
Now all we need to do is set up special Nap-Strat drop-off depots in all major cities around the world, so the used Nap-Strats can be collected, shredded, and fed into modified Bistromathics generators - and we'll have all the cheap, clean, renewable power the world could ever want.
Keep an eye on those New Year's Honours in 2004. If this one doesn't get him knighted, I don't know what will.
