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Mom Finds Out About Blog

Everyone else has blogged it already, so why don't I?

Entertaining return to form over at The Onion with this piece.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as "horrifying," Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog ... Widmar said that the idea of his mother immersing herself in the boring details of his life is just as frightening as the idea of her discovering his misconduct.

"Really, the blog is just a record of what I think about the world and how I spend my free time," Widmar said. "In other words, exactly the sort of information that no 30-year-old wants his mom to have access to."


Heh.

Oh, and if you're out there reading this Mom, don't worry - I actually like the fact that my Mom reads my blog.