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What fresh hell is this?

Er...um...

Nope. I've just spent half an hour on http://yuppiechat.com and I have erp-so-flinking-lutely no idea what it is.

You try it. Mouse around. Click a few links. See if you can figure out what it's for.

Jim thinks it could be the work of a Markov Babbler.

Which gives me an idea. What would a Nigerian spam end up like if given the Markov treatment? Would it actually produce coherent English?