Give me that man that is not PowerPoint's slave...
The wonderful Brian Millar of Myrtle fame has produced an outstanding Hamlet, in the style of the worst soul-destroying, clipart-laden, magic-fucking-quadrant-riddled PowerPoint pitch you've ever seen.
"Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt Brian grooves."
Bloomin' marvellous.