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Not that I’m a particular fan of the Borg, or anything...

...as numerous earlier rants and screeds will attest.

But I still think this (warning - large file, requires QuickTime plugin) is just a lot funnier than all the recent teeth gnashing over Microsoft’s rather sad little attempt to pretend they have some friends.

Candidly, I think they need some help. This whole imaginary customers thing is surely symptomatic of a much deeper psychological disturbance. Maybe something to do with their relationship with their mothers...?