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Memo to NASDAQ

Please tattoo this daily mantra onto the inner surfaces of your web team’s eyelids:

I still need to proofread. I still need to proofread

If you’re not sure what I’m on about: read, carefully, the contents of this pop up ad window currently being served by nasdaq.com:



There’s any number of cheap snarky remarks I could make about this one, but the sound of your EVP Marketing slapping her forehead as someone recuts the page will be reward enough.

Thank you.

UPDATE: They fixed it and spoiled the fun. The original, unaltered version of the image linked to above had the sub-head "STEAMING REAL-TIME QUOTES". Something to do with the "market heat" thing, I guess...