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I had a half-baked idea to write a lengthy piece for SFM - kind of a “when memes collide” thing, interweaving Cluetrain with Blue’s Clues. Then I realised, of course, that this wouldn’t have been either particularly witty or remotely interesting. Ah well, it was nearly an idea.

95 Theses:

1. Markets are conversations.
2. We need to find a paw print.
3. Conversations among human beings sound human. They are conducted in a human voice.
4. Bow Buh-wah Wuh Wow.
5. Hyperlinks subvert hierarchy.
6. You can do anything that you wanna do.

That kind of thing. Told you it wasn’t funny.

Matt deserves better than this, particularly after SFM led to my most recent Web ego-trip, getting picked up by E*Prairie, the “Midwest Technology Business News” zine, no less.

Now it’s time for so long…