The chintzy little "Senior's Home" I drive past on the way back from work most days has a signboard outside that bears a weekly "inspirational message" from the inmates. Starting with "Our Residents Say..." there's usually some cringeworthy platitude underneath that makes me long for the feel of a cold steel barrel pressed hard against the temple.
Yesterday's new message, however, actually raised a giggle. A new one to me, and worth sharing, I thought:
"Our Residents Say: Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."
Well. Nearly funny anyway.
Yesterday's new message, however, actually raised a giggle. A new one to me, and worth sharing, I thought:
"Our Residents Say: Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."
Well. Nearly funny anyway.
